Creepy little diary of Chottu

An extract from the dairy of friendly little face from neighborhood, Chottu (13 years old Domestic help of Verma family) .

Warning : Confidential, fictitious and brainless.

Date: 7 Sitembar, Sanischar

Dear Dairy,

I Chottu. But that not my real name. My real name Bansi Lal Khuswa from Basti village near Gorakhpur but when i come bambai, bhabhi meemsahab tell me “from today you Chottu”. Later Bahadur , our gurkha watchman tell me because previous one name also Chottu and before that also Chottu. He also tell before he also the previous gurkha name also Bahadur and before him, previous garden-man name also Hari and before him, previous chicken & egg-man name also Rahim-chacha. Maybe bhabhi Meemsahab can’t remember many names. That why she doing only one son with ย Saheeb. Ramu from next door Roma bhabhi flat say that maybe my saheeb not good in sexing, that why only one son. I think Ramu from Roma bhabhi flat jealous on my saheeb because his saheeb dont watchman, only 2 alsayson dogs, blacker than Ramu, ha ha ha.

Bhabhi Meemsahab son name Rahul like Shahruk, Saheeb name Vijay like Amitabh and Meemsaheeb name Geeta like Mithun sister in all picture. You may thinking from their names they like picture too much but in truefullness Rahul baba like hiphoper Monkey Singh, Saheeb like Sakoach bishkee and bhabhi Meemsahab like mobile fone.

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Chottu Big Dream: One day, i become like Batman's Chottu but with Rahul baba, I no hope
Chottu Big Dream: One day, i become like Batman’s Chottu but with Rahul baba, I no hope

One day when Saheeb ย drinking Sakoach bishkee, he saw naked fat boy dancing on utobe in dinka chika dinka chika hey hey hey hey hey hey, he started telling Rahul, “You also fat piece of shit , why not dance like this and become famous” I dont know what shit mean, so I ask Ramu from Roma bhabhi flat, he tells shit means tatti. Saheeb mean Rahul fat tatti..ha ha ha. I tell you this man funny become when he drink sakoach bishkee. I think saheeb worry for Rahul because Rahul fat and stupid. Bhabhi Meemsahib give took much whorelicks to Rahul but no improvement.

Tomorrow very important day. 5 Hour Maha episode of CID. Saheeb friends coming to watch together. If Daya not break doors than Saheeb break Sakoach bishkee glasses. Bhabhi meemsahib give me two very important work. First, to make bhajiya for Saheeb and his friends and second to not let Saheeb see Jhalak Deklaja because that fat naked kid now become dancer there. If Saheeb sees, he again call Rahul baba fat tatti..ha ha ha.

OkBye

Chottu

 

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